Whubbus is the word I made up

I have a professional degree and work in a real office, but sometimes I forget to wear things with sleeves in the winter, and often I lose leftovers in my car.

twitter.com/whubbus:

    thewolfandowl:

CAT.
ARMOUR.
CAT ARMOUR.

    thewolfandowl:

    CAT.

    ARMOUR.

    CAT ARMOUR.

    (Source: shitwolf, via leticiac)

    — 6 hours ago with 51218 notes
    http://fullofbeansandspunk.tumblr.com/post/82860615844 →

    black-nata:

    frozensoldiers:

    I THINK WHAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN CAP 2 IS HOW LITTLE MILK PIERCE POURS IN THAT GLASS. LIKE IT’S THE TINIEST PORTION OF MILK IMAGINABLE. “DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK” NO LET ME POUR MY OWN FUCKING MILK. AND LET ME POUR THE LEAST. POSSIBLE. MILK. I…

    This post makes me unable to believe in the possibility of original thought.

    — 6 hours ago with 6790 notes
    nevver:

World’s first emoticon, 1648

    nevver:

    World’s first emoticon, 1648

    — 1 day ago with 909 notes
    humansofnewyork:

These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

    humansofnewyork:

    These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

    — 1 day ago with 12159 notes

    permanentsmile:

    Bill Callahan: Grief :: Ken Marino: Socks

    Bill Callahan Curates Ken Marino in a Depiction of the Five Stages of Grief - Flaunt

    It started with “it was just a goof,” Ken Marino’s motto in The Ten movie. After that everything in my life was “just a goof” for a good year or two. Then came the Party Down incident. An episode where a broken Ken comes out of the kitchen after the party guests are gone. He’s carrying and eating from a tray of leftover canapés, his stupid pink uniform tie slung over his shoulder to keep it clean for a rapidly approaching future day of more soul crushing work. There’s a world of defeat, anger and pain in his face as he, mid-chew, offers the canapés to the person standing next to him. That shot hit me in a place I didn’t know existed—I laughed doubled over for two hours with short breaks to wonder if I’d ever stop laughing. I tried to pull myself together by thinking of unfunny things like puppies being drowned in a sack or Ron White but even that didn’t stop me. I was watching in a cabin in Big Sur. I had taken a tiny, tiny toke of them tweeds six or seven hours earlier. It couldn’t have been that, could it? No, it was all Ken Marino.Those are the two big reasons that come to mind for choosing Ken as the model in this shoot illustrating the five stages of grief as depicted by a professional sock model. Also, John Witherspoon wasn’t available.

    —Bill Callahan

    (via yolaleah)

    — 2 days ago with 148 notes
    thisishangingrockcomics:

my mom roundin up the posers apparently

    thisishangingrockcomics:

    my mom roundin up the posers apparently

    (via yeezusshrug)

    — 5 days ago with 2410 notes
    humansofnewyork:

"I’m around eighty years old. I’m not going to say exactly how old because my friends might see this. But the important thing is to keep moving! I just got back from Carnegie Hall, and yesterday I swam a quarter mile. But that’s nothing. Two years ago I was in Syria when Egypt blew up."

    humansofnewyork:

    "I’m around eighty years old. I’m not going to say exactly how old because my friends might see this. But the important thing is to keep moving! I just got back from Carnegie Hall, and yesterday I swam a quarter mile. But that’s nothing. Two years ago I was in Syria when Egypt blew up."

    (via yeezusshrug)

    — 6 days ago with 10683 notes
    aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

    aperturemurder:

    I can show you the world.

    I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

    (Source: liveleak.com, via countblacula)

    — 6 days ago with 268929 notes